Advantages of a beard.
1. Warmth
2. Sexiness
3. The ability to stroke it too look smart while your thinking about boobs
4. The confidence others feel when they see your beard

Disadvantages of beards
1. Itchiness
2. Always looking angry
3. Always getting food trapped in it
4. Having to fight off the advances of women, its quite tiring

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